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An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What if there were ne hypothetical questions?

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In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, its your count that votes.





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