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Hey boy, are you allergies cause I can't get rid of you no matter how hard I try.
2.
Hey boy, are you jet lag?
Cause you got me up all night thinking about everything that's wrong with me.
3.
Hey boy, are you a software update, because not now.
4.
Hey boy, are you a haircut? Cause I thought I needed you but you ended up being a few inches shorter than I wanted.
5.
Hey boy, are you NYE?
Cuz I'm realizing in order for this to be any fun, I'm going to have to dramatically lower my expectations.
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