1.
Man: You are the reason why men fall in love
Woman: Thank you and you are the reason why women don't
2.
Man: Do you like to dance?
Woman: Yes
Man: Well than, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend
3.
Guy: You must be wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world.
Girl: No, actually I am wearing softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
4.
Guy: So where are you from? Heaven?
Girl: Yeah, I'm a ghost. I've been dead for 10 years just like that pick up line.
5.
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Girl: No, but it stung like a bitch when I scraped my knee crawling out of hell.
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