Comebacks

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1.

Person: *rolls eyes*

Me:  Yes, keep rolling, you might actually find a brain back there.

2.

Person: Why are you talking to yourself?

Me:  If I don't talk to myself who will?

3.

Me: I hate this song

Friend: But it's catchy.

Me: The plague was catchy, that doesn't make it good.

4.

 Have you ever considered the possibility that no one cares and you are simply unaware of it?

5.

 I'm sorry , talking to you is as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns



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