1.
Person: *rolls eyes*
Me: Yes, keep rolling, you might actually find a brain back there.
2.
Person: Why are you talking to yourself?
Me: If I don't talk to myself who will?
3.
Me: I hate this song
Friend: But it's catchy.
Me: The plague was catchy, that doesn't make it good.
4.
Have you ever considered the possibility that no one cares and you are simply unaware of it?
5.
I'm sorry , talking to you is as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns
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