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What does a house wear? A dress.
2. My friend David lost his ID in France, now we call him Dav.
3. There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France. De-brie everywhere.
4. It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac because... They always take things literally.
5. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own? It was two tired.
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