1.
Could you say that again, I was thinking of how much a peasant you are to me
2.
Person 1: Could you say that again?
Person 2: I was just saying how much a bitch you are
3.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: trying to understand why you're talking to me
4.
Someone: (tells a story)
Me: Sorry, You've mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
5.
Me: *falls over*
Someone else: *laughs*
Me: Why are you laughing, I'd rather see the floor than your face / it needed a hug
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