1.
Who said I have no feelings? Every hour I get hungry.
2.
Person: I have wayyy more friends than you.
Me: I value quality not quantity
3.
Person: Why are you so angry?
Me: I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people managed their stupidity
4.
Don't assume that because I'm angry I'm on my period, because that is just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping I will assume that you're dead and bury you in your backyard
5.
This is a shovel and rake conversation. We don't need a hoe.
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