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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I walked into that wall. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
2.
Can I have your number? I seem to have lost mine.
3.
The only thing I want to change about you is your last name
4.
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U
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My favorite letters in the alphabet are URAQT
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