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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ray away, Jacob cries, Bella dies, Potter all the way.
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Mufasa: Look Simba... Everything the light touches is fandom
Simba: Wow! What's up with that sparkly place over there?
Mufasa: Those are the Twihards. They have very bad taste in literature. If you go anywhere near them I swear I will throw you off this cliff.
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At a conference, Stephanie Meyer said: "The God of Writing sent me to earth to show people how to write." When J.K Rowling heard, she looked at the ground, puzzled, and then said, "I didn't send anyone."
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Filch and Mrs. Norris. Still a better love story than twilight
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Dumbledore: It does no do to dwell on dreams
Stephanie Meyer: the idea for Twilight came up to me in a dream.
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