1.
Guy: My dick is so hard
Girl: To find
2.
Guy: My dick is so big it goes from A to Z.
Girl: Look at your key board.
3.
(texting)
Girl: K.
Guy: Every kiss begins with a K.
Girl: Too bud ugly begins with U.
4.
Person: You're fat.
Me: Because a tiny body can't fit all my personality
5.
Person: You're ugly.
Me: Dude, I'm not a mirror.
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