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If I ever wanted to die I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ
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The only thing you can turn on is the microwave
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Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
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There's a saying that everyone has a beautiful side. I guess you're just a circle
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You know you're as pretty as a picture. I'd really love to hang you.
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