1. Do you know what I thought the first moment I laid eyes upon you?
I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you
2. Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears
3. Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from people like you.
4. Are you good at maths?
Because you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention and multiply ignorance
5. Did you fall from heaven?
Cause it looks like you fell face first
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