1.
Person 1: You're weird.
Person 2: We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and somehow we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours. We join with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
2.
You know I was giving out cupcakes and slaps today, but I ran out of cupcakes.
3.
Person 1: I'm a joke.
Person 2: Don't say that! You're not a joke. You have to be funny to be a joke.
4.
The human body has 7 trillion nerves, and you manage to get on every single one of them.
5.
I would slap you, but your face looks like it's gone through enough trauma.
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