1.
I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed
2.
Quick! Check your face. Your nose was in my business
3.
Person 1: Gay!
Person 2: I'm straighter than the pole your mum dances on
4.
Person 1: Is this seat empty?
Person 2: Yes it is, and this one will be too.
5.
Girl: You're fat.
Other Person: I'm sorry my stomach isn't as flat as your chest
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