Awesome Comebacks

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1.

Boy: Hey! Suck my *****

Girl: Sorry, I can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke

2.

Why do you hate me?

I can't hate someone I don't care about

3.

You suck!

And you swallow

4.

 Oh, I'm sorry was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending to me right now is your face

5.

I'm already visualizing duct tape all over your mouth



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