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 I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile... then walk into a pole

2.

You can't face the problem if the problem is your face.

3.

You look like something I'd draw with my left hand

(if you are left handed say your right hand)

4.

 I universe, 8 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 196 countries and I still had the unfortunate luck of meeting you

5.

 What doesn't kills, should try again



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