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I need a pensive because my head is filled with thoughts about you
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if you were a basilisk I wouldn't mind dying to look into your eyes
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are you a golden snitch because I've been seeking you all my life
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I don't have any muggle money but I do have a sickle and two knuts
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Do you like harry potter cause I want to Slytherin
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