1.
Person 1: I had a dream about you.
Person 2: Awwwww.
Person 1: I killed you and fed you to my dragon
2.
If I didn't respond to your insult, it means it was too mean and I decided to let you live
3.
You can try to be cool, but you will never be "epic song starts playing every time you enter the room cool.
4.
Teacher: Give me a sentence starting with I .
Student: I is...
Teacher: No, always say I am.
Student: All right, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
5.
Person 1: You're so tall/short. What can you see from up/down there?
Person 2: Your flaws.
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