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I love you like a carnivore loves celery.
2.
You're secrets are safe with me. I just pretend to listen.
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Don't let your mind wander. It's way too small to be out by itself.
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Person 1: I could make you very happy.
Me: Why? Are you leaving?
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You have brain freeze? Doesn't that actually require a brain first?

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