1.
Son: Maybe it's not always about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it's about starting over and creating something better.
Mother: And that's why you have a younger sister dear.
2.
Person 1: I love both boys and girls but I'm still single.
Person 2: Guess you're just meant to be bi-yourself.
3.
Person 1: *walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin.
Person 2: Idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were.
4.
Person 1: Are you today's date because you are 10/10.
Person 2: Ooooo shit nice.
Person 1:I thought so.
Person 2: I will massage you back on January 10th.
5.
Person 1: Hey there how would you like some bad pick up lines?
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: Are you a loan cause you're gaining my interest.
Person 2: My turn?
Person 1: Oh yeah let's hear it.
Person 2: Are you a banker because leave me a loan
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