Roasts

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1. 

Son: Maybe it's not always about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it's about starting over and creating something better.

Mother: And that's why you have a younger sister dear.

2.

Person 1: I love both boys and girls but I'm still single. 

Person 2: Guess you're just meant to be bi-yourself.

3. 

Person 1:  *walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin.

Person 2: Idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were.

4.

Person 1: Are you today's date because you are 10/10. 

Person 2: Ooooo shit nice. 

Person 1:I thought so. 

Person 2: I will massage you back on January 10th.

5. 

Person 1: Hey there how would you like some bad pick up lines?

Person 2: Ok. 

Person 1: Are you a loan cause you're gaining my interest.

Person 2: My turn? 

Person 1: Oh yeah let's hear it.

Person 2: Are you a banker because leave me a loan

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