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I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall of a cliff. BA DUM TSS
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I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.
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