Comebacks

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1.

Teacher: Where were you?

Student: I was sick.

Teacher: You're lying.

Student: No, I'm sick of you and this school

2.

Person 1:What are you looking at?

Person 2: The reason double doors were invented

3.

Person 1:I would go to the end of the world for you.

Person 2: Would you stay there?

4.

Person 1: What's your sign?

Person 2: Do not enter

5.

Mum: You need to stop watching TV and read more

Me: *turns on subtitles*


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