1.
Teacher: Where were you?
Student: I was sick.
Teacher: You're lying.
Student: No, I'm sick of you and this school
2.
Person 1:What are you looking at?
Person 2: The reason double doors were invented
3.
Person 1:I would go to the end of the world for you.
Person 2: Would you stay there?
4.
Person 1: What's your sign?
Person 2: Do not enter
5.
Mum: You need to stop watching TV and read more
Me: *turns on subtitles*

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