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Dijon vu- the same mustard as before
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I'm OK,, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside
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I wanted to go to the zoo to see tons of animals. They only had a small dog. It was a shih-tzu
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I love donoughts, they're not self-centered at all
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The cross-eyed teacher just couldn't control her pupils
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