Pick Up Lines

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1.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, a SentenceWithoutSpaces

2.

If you were a flower, you'd be a damdelion

3.

Are you my phone charger?

Cause without you, I'd die

4.

Did you read Dr Seuss as a Kid?

Cause green eggs and Damn

5.

I'm good at algebraic linear equations, I can replace your X and you wouldn't figure out Y.


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