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If fine was a felony you'd be on a death row
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I've seen Paris, I've seen France but girl, what I really wanna see is your underpants
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If I asked you to hook up with me would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hole it against me?
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May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
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