Stupid Yahoo Questions

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1.

 How do you tell which side of a potato chip is saltier?

2.

How do I take care of my pet potato?

3.

Is it okay to boil headphones? - I let my younger brother use my headphones, and he used them for evil. He listened to the absolute WORST music on the planet, and I am so ashamed. He stole my headphone's innocence. Can I boil them, in attempt to drive the evil out? If not, how can I get rid of the evil in them?

4.

Why is my sperm so powerful? - I've only been with my girlfriend for 4 weeks, but the doctor says she is 4 months pregnant. How did my sperm become so potent?

5.

 I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, should I still drink orange juice?



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