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1.

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?

He was in seine.

2.

Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The service wasn't great, but the reception was excellent

3.

Why was the King one foot tall?

Because he was a ruler.

4.

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said WII

5. Did you hear the joke about the German sausage? It was the wurst.


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