1.
Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?
He was in seine.
2.
Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The service wasn't great, but the reception was excellent
3.
Why was the King one foot tall?
Because he was a ruler.
4.
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said WII
5. Did you hear the joke about the German sausage? It was the wurst.

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