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I'm surprised Snape is a potions teacher, he couldn't even make himself shampoo.
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I don't speak troll.
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A phoenix of your wouldn't even bother with rebirth.
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You're as real as Voldemort's' nose.
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It looks like you ran into the wrong wall at Kings Cross.

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