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In a TV show a girl was asked : Which of these birds do not build a nest. Robin, Sparrow, Cuckoo or Thrush. The girl responded Cuckoo and won $1 million. Later her friend asked her how she knew. The girl responded: Everyone know that cuckoos live in clocks
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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already
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A girl and a boy went camping together. "How far are the nearest shops?" the boy asked. "6 km," said the girl. "That's too far to walk," said the boy. "It's not too bad," said the girl, "we can walk 3km each."
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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?" After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
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