Best Insults Comebacks & More

Insults

1. 

I'm glad to see that you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

2. 

What do you call someone who goes out with you? 

Desperate.

3. 

You empty-headed, animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

4. 

I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission.

5. 

You are street smart. Sesame Street smart.