1.
Person 1: I'd like to read you a story...
Fail, the end
Peron 2: What?
Person 1: That was your life story
2.
Excuse me but running out of ideas is the only exercise that you do
3.
I thought you were attractive, then you opened your mouth.
4.
Wiki-I know everything
Google- I know everything
Face book-I know everybody
Internet- Without me, you are nothing
Electricity- Keep talking, b*tches
5.
Guy: Have I seen you somewhere?
Girl: Yeah that's why I don't go there anymore
YOU ARE READING
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