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I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse
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You've got that far away look on your face. The further away you are the better you look
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Boy: Why do you where a bra? You have nothing to put in it.
Girl: Then why do you even wear pants
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I've been called worse by better
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you're ugly
awwww life must be so hard for the visually* impaired
*visually can be changed to mentally

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