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I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead
2.
Is your name Mickey
Because you're so fine
3.
Are you Ariel because we mermaid for each other
4.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd have one dollar because you never leave my mind
5.
Let me tie your shoelace cause I don't want you falling for anyone else
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