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My math teacher called me average. How mean!
2.
Fishermen are reel men.
3.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
4.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
5. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

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