Comebacks

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1.

Person: Kiss my ass!

Me: No! It looks just like your face

2.

Wow you just gave my middle finger a boner, congrats

3.

Isn't it rather dangerous using your entire vocab in one sentence?

4.

Person: What are you looking at?

Me: I don't know, I'm still trying to figure it out

5.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide bodies



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