1.
Man: Do you like mangoes? Do you wanna see how this man goes?
Woman: Will the Mango away?
2.
Person 1: If I made out with your sister would we be enemies
Person 2: no
Person 1: Would we be friends
Person 2: no
Person 1: what would we be
Person 2: even
3.
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you
Student: Meat!
Teacher: Very good, now what does the pig give you?
Student: bacon Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
4.
Girl: Wait, I'm rooming with a guy?
Guy: yeahhh is there a problem
Girl: Just keep him out of room otherwise he will become a she.
5.
Person 1: Karma is such a bitch
Person 2: ooh so your name is karma
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