Best Insults Comebacks & More

Puns

1.

I think someone just called me a "beach", but I can't be shore. So I wave back at them and sea for myself

2.

I wasn't actually going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

3.

 I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate

4.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock, it's very time consuming

5.

 I'm emotionally constipated, I haven't given a shit in days