Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

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1.

 If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

2.

 Is your name Neville? Cause I long for your bottom.

3.

 I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

4.

 My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

5.

 Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.




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