Stupid Yahoo Questions

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What incantation works best for summoning Jesus?

2.

How much Listerine does it take to get drunk

3.

I made Jesus shaped pancakes but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?

4.

How can I test if my son is gay? I am worried my son might be gay. I want to get him checked. Isn't it possible to get a hormone check? A vocal chord check? Can't a doctor indicate if he is gay or not? My son has almost no muscles and narrow shoulders. He also has blue eyes, he talks in a very high voice when he sings he sound like a castrato. He tells me his voice is called tenor.

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I swallowed an ice cube whole, and I haven't pooped it out? I'm really scared... is it stuck?

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