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Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
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It's called originality, you should try it sometime
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I don't argue with idiots, they just bring me down to their level and beat me with experience
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I can almost hear the gears grinding in your head
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Police: did you shoot this man?
Me: No, a bullet shot him and bullets are made of lead and lead comes from the ground and ground is a part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed.

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