Best Insults Comebacks & More

Friend-zoned

1. 

Girl: You should totally come pick me up and let's go for shakes

Boy: Haha if I'm coming all the way over to pick you up at 3am I'd want to do more than just get milk shakes ;) lol

Girl: We can get fries :P

2. 

Boy: What are you doing?

Girl: laying in bed

Boy: Mmm... Just laying in bed? Nothing else...?

Girl: I'm eating cereal

Boy: Haha nice. What would you do if I was in bed next to you?

Girl: eat my cereal

Boy: Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there

Girl: then I'd get out of bed and go get cereal

3. 

Boy: So how do I tell this girl that I love her?

Girl: Just suck it up and do it...

Boy: Ok love you

Girl: Awww love you too, now go tell her!

Boy: I just did :)

Girl: How did it go??? Did she say it back?!?

4. 

Boy: Hey what are you up to?

Girl: Oh sorry, I just saw this text from February. I'm hanging out with some friends.

Boy: That was six months ago

Girl: Ya I've been busy

5. 

Boy: but how would you entertain me if we hung out?

Girl: Probably board games or something

Boy: Hmmm is that all? ;)

Girl: Maybe a card game. Like Uno

Boy: What about after that?

Girl: pizza

Boy: then what ;)?

Girl: Mario kart