1.
Person: I need my beauty sleep.
Me: In that case you need to hibernate.
2.
Great story but in which chapter do you shut up
3.
Remember when I asked you for your opinion?
Me neither
4.
Sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
5.
Guy: You're so short.
Me: Yeah, god used your dick for inspiration
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