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When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
2.
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.
3.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate.
4.
A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.
5. Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
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