1.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa
2.
Two silk worms had a race.
They ended up in a tie
3.
What is the purpose of reindeer?
It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
4.
When you write with a broken pencils, it's pointless
5.
When you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination

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