Puns

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1.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa

2.

 Two silk worms had a race.

They ended up in a tie

3.

What is the purpose of reindeer?

It makes the grass grow, sweetie.

4.

 When you write with a broken pencils, it's pointless

5.

 When you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination



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