1.
Guy: How does an attractive, successful, athletic, confident guy like me not already have your number?
Girl:Because your ego is probably bigger than your dick.
2.
Girl: Couple costume idea for us! Superwoman and Jason!
Guy: Those two don't go together.
Girl: Neither do we. Good bye
3.
Guy: 10 inches
Girl: Which is "length of your penis plus 8 inches?"
4.
Girl: It makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love
Guy: So who's the lucky guy?
5.
Guy 1: I broke up with my girlfriend because she likes your music. She's obviously deaf.
Guy 2: If she was your girlfriend she was probably blind as well.
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