ARE YOU DUMB

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You were sleeping soundly in your room when the violent shaking of an explosion quickly woke you up.

"GAHHH!!! DONT COME ASKING TO PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS WITH A BOOGER ON YOUR FINGER!!"
P/n whined and tilted her head.

"A dream?"
Another explosion caused you jump out of bed and run to the window. There, you saw Voltron destroying multiple ships.

"Well shit. Let's go, P/n," you said to her. She yipped in reply and ran to the door, waiting for you to finish changing. You zipped up your jacket before running out of the room. "We may not be able to fight Zarkon, but that doesn't mean we can't fight the ships. Let's get there and blow all those ships to smithereens like canon ships!!" P/n howled excitedly.

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When you and P/n had flown out into space, you noticed the lions all fighting separately, the black lion missing.

"What?" You breathed, a little surprised. Instead of Voltron, the lions were all separated. "I took like fifteen seconds, what the shit..." You also noticed a huge solar barrier around the two planets and ships. You then shrugged and shifted the levers.

"Oh well," you said boredly, making P/n destroy ships and shit.

"Y/n, is that you?" You heard Lance ask from the intercom.

"No shit, horse dildo," you replied, cutting off the radio before destroying a slightly bigger ship.

"I can't believe I missed you," Keith said from his lion. You rolled your eyes.

"Nice to know you cared, shitstain," you replied, passing his lion.

"Woah. Who is that?" Keith asked, near the ship to get Shiro's lion. You turned your head and saw Zarkon already standing near it. You lightly gasped.

"Keith! That's Zarkon! Get the fuck out of there! You're not ready!!" You shouted, seeing him hesitate.

"This is my chance to put an end to the Galra empire! I have to take it!"

"Keith no! Get the cotton balls out of your fuckin ears and listen to me!" You yelled, but he had already dive bombed down where Zarkon is. He shot a laser out of his lion's mouth and dragged the beam across the top of the ship before over Zarkon. He continued to fly as the smoke cleared away, but Zarkon had a shield to protect him. It was then you noticed. "The black bayard... of course..." You saw him transform it into a sword. He slashed the sword, sending a wave of energy to directly hit Keith's lion.

"Idiot!" You exclaimed. Keith shot another laser at him, but he just blocked it again. Keith then landed the lion right on top of him, but he just jumped away and reformed his sword. You growled loudly, causing P/n to roar loudly as well. Zarkon glanced at you.

"No, P/n. We have our side of the bargain to live up to," you said, placing your hand on the dashboard. Keith once again shot lasers at him, but Zarkon flew past them and straight towards Keith. Zarkon overwhelmed the red lion and let it crash into the ship. Zarkon then formed a huge ass cannon blaster. "Oh shit." You sat back and watched the scene unfold. He shot out a laser that Keith barely avoided.

"OhhhHHHHH HI DIDLY HO, NEIGHBORINO!!!!" You shouted in panic, nyooming away from the evil laser beam. "Keith, get the fuck outta there!" Your voice shouted through the intercom, seeing Zarkon jump into the air, and crash into the ship right after Keith dodged.

"Keith! Stop fucking around! Zarkon is too powerful an opponent! He'll just—!"

"..." You sat back in your seat, in shock. "That little shit... just cut me off... didn't he?" You clenched your teeth, trying to keep your temper from rising. P/n whined and dodged more lasers, destroying the ships with ease. A huge explosion drew your attention. You looked over and saw Keith's lion with a pulse-emitting rail gun on its back. He fired it and clashed with Zarkon who was pushed to the side due to force. Your brows raised in amusement.

"Wow," you said impressed, watching as Keith fired the laser more. Zarkon changed the bayard into a huge double axe and hit the red lion, making it crash onto the ship. "... nevermind..." Once the smoke cleared, Zarkon changed the bayard into the sword and charged at the red lion who was currently decommissioned due to the fight. However, the Black Lion intercepted and shot its laser, knocking Zarkon back, and picking up the red lion. You knew it was Shiro. You watched as the two lions flew back to the ship.

"Wait, what about Y/n?!" Lance asked. Allura furrowed her brows in thought. She then let out a growl.

"Y/n, come on! We're not leaving without you!" You heard Allura's voice. You blinked.

"You heard the lady. Let's go," you said, flying your lion towards the ship. The solar barrier that was up, went down, allowing Allura to make a worm hole. You, however, felt this energy. You looked back only to see Haggar creating some sort of energy ball. "Oh lord..." You flew closer to the ship. When the wormhole opened, Haggar sent the energy through it, corrupting it. You barely had control over P/n and she barely had control over herself. You were the first to get thrown out of the wormhole.

"Y/n!" Lance exclaimed. You were violently falling towards where ever you were falling to with P/n's controls shorting out due to the wormhole.

"Brace for impact, P/n!" You said, letting go of the handles and cradling your head right before you had crashed into what looked to be a rainforest, before blacking out due to the hit.










Okay so, I really want to make an Avatar Last Airbender x reader fanfic, but I feel as if it's just going to be some sort of AU of this one, since Avatar and Voltron have extremely similar characters. Different plots and scenes, but similar characters. Especially Sokka and Lance, Katara and Allura, Zuko and Keith, and so on. Thoughts? Opinions? Yah or nah? Not saying one is better than the other, I've watched both, I just feel as if I would have two almost exact stories on my profile.

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Edit: HA YOU DUMB BITCH! IT'S CALLED 'ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR' LOLOL





Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}

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