Zodiac #4

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Your Brandon Rogers Quote (SOME MAY OFFEND YOU [Part 1])

Aries: "I haven't seen you in fifty years and you still look like a slut."

Leo: "Ugh, my feelings!"

Sagittarius: "You look very mature today."

Taurus: "My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!"

Virgo: "I let out only a little bit. I let it absorb, let it evaporate, and start back at square one."

Capricorn: "Principal Mars? One of the second graders is on fire and I don't think he's gonna make it this time."

Gemini: "Things haven't been the same ever since my assistant left me for another assistant."

Libra: "There are gay camps that can fix you, Damian!"

Aquarius: "The mother's adrenaline is rushing. I can see every equation!"

Cancer: "I met my first Valentine on this ride. Her name was Patricia. She's a ghost now."

Scorpio: "What are you supposed to be? A disappointment?"

Pisces: "Well, we got a comedian over here!"

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