Kinda like a part 2 of Zodiac #4 bc I enjoyed so much xD
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Your Brandon Rogers Quote (SOME MAY OFFEND YOU [Part 2])
Aries: "Why don't you get your math done before you get pregnant?!"
Leo: "Stop looking at that retarded boy"
Sagittarius: "Look fella, I don't swing that way despite my perfect body."
Taurus: "SHIT! WE'RE FOUR HOURS LATE FOR THIS GODDAMN BULLSHIT!"
Virgo: "Welcome to the park! Thank you for your bringing your fucking kids!"
Capricorn: "You want to become what? A doctor? I wanted to become a ballerina, you know what I became? HIV positive."
Gemini: "Stop being blind, it's bad for your eyes."
Libra: "Stop running you little asshole!"
Aquarius: "You in the slutty outfit! You're not getting pregnant in my jungle gym!"
Cancer: "I'll run as much as I want to! Running is a great way to clear up last night's bad choices...I had cheesecake."
Scorpio: "You know what happens to little girls who wear shorts that short? A white van picks 'em up and they get all their holes re-sized."
Pisces: "I have decided to spend four days in the wilderness to help focus on my creative concentration."
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A/N: Lmao pls suggest some zodiac shit or I might be doing Brandon Rogers quotes forever xD
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