Short Sloopers (Sad-Bloopers)

I Have A Secret

"I have a secret,"

"What's the secret?"

"Here, *puts hand over chest*"

"I'm not here."

"Everything that I've said, I meant.
Everything, I want to get better but I can't get better because I never tell anybody."

*points at chest again to indicate heart*

"I'm not here, I've gone far away and only I know."