the outsiders oneshots BOOK 1

*funniest thing he's said to you*

ponyboy curtis

"do you think if i put this up my butt it would come out of my mouth instead of like pooping it out?!"
(he was on laughy gas)

johnny cade

"i don't like being touched."

five minutes later

"can we cuddle?"

dallas winston

"what- why didn't you just drop it? it was already slipping?"

(he was talking about a kid)

sodapop curtis

"if we have a daughter let's name her lizard. we'll call her liz for short and when people say,"oh your name must stand for elizabeth" she can say,"nope. lizard."

darry curtis

"i didn't trip you, you ran into my extended leg"

steve randle

"i bet i can eat all of this cake, all of that cake and all of your cake ;)"

two-bit mathews

"i'm not drunk. just highly intoxicated"